Phill Jupitus -- Category 2 Spiders & First Category 3...

ARavingLooony Says:

Oct 21, 2011 - what i dont get is people say we need spiders to kill flies but i would rather live in a world with loads of flies and no spiders

sutamot Says:

Aug 4, 2011 - I've got a category 2 spider on speed right outside the window. Never opening that window again! :S

MrHowToDoIt Says:

Apr 27, 2011 - "Bumblebeee...bumblebeee.........bumblebeeeeeee.....uhuhuhuh....im fucken hungry...." Jupitus... you rock!

KevinBKlein Says:

Mar 25, 2011 - funny dude!!!

jsabbath01 Says:

Mar 20, 2011 - :O he learnt that abbout spiders on druggs on qi

tiger55331 Says:

Mar 4, 2011 - S.H.I.T. crowd

TheVegaBlack Says:

Mar 1, 2011 - The bird eating spider is just a category all its own. Only in Australia is there a spider that can eat a god damn bird

troumer Says:

Feb 17, 2011 - Well, according to his own book, it's not the name he was born with. Jupitus is his "step-father's" name; prior to his teenage years, he went by his mother's maiden name (Swann), which is what's listed on his birth papers.

MrTinman15 Says:

Dec 15, 2010 - Well I feel a little awkward now! I'm sorry for your loss and for bringing it up.

AmyLilies Says:

Dec 14, 2010 - Yes, boats. For good reasons. I was supposed to have been on a ship which sank on September 28th back in 1994. I changed my mind and stayed at home. My grandparents went on the trip as planned... They and about 900 other people drowned.

MrTinman15 Says:

Dec 14, 2010 - Not mocking you, but BOATS???

AmyLilies Says:

Oct 1, 2010 - There´s something so hysterically funny about a man his size, scared stiff because of a tiny spider... And I mean that without mocking him! I´m dead scared of rats, dogs and boats. I bloody wish I could be scared of spiders only.

Dhammond5 Says:

Sep 2, 2010 - I was literally pissing myself when he got to the category 3 one,lol

Jinda89 Says:

May 26, 2010 - I live in Australia, and i'm fairly certain i saw a category 4. My brother sprayed an entire can of mortein on it, and the f*cker didn't die.

Centuria13 Says:

May 13, 2010 - I love how wikipedia says Phil Jupitus is not his real name...

threecardmontegirl Says:

Nov 9, 2009 - "bumblebee bumblebee bumble bee, hahaha!" brilliant!

akatsukimaster666 Says:

Oct 15, 2009 - if u lose a category3 you gotta move city country and planet lol

akatsukimaster666 Says:

Oct 14, 2009 - AHHHHHHHAH EWWHAH

tellymad649 Says:

Jul 7, 2009 - I saw a spider on drugs once and it didn't make a web, it made a hammock and another one was just swinging on a thread, spinning around a twig.

AngelOfTheCrows Says:

Jul 2, 2009 - The Spider-Adam Ant-Prince Charming bit had me on the floor!:D

blf112761 Says:

Jun 5, 2009 - The next time I have to kill a spider (I try to do the Buddhist thing - scoop them up and put them outside but ... no) I'm going to think, "Is this spider stoned?" and be laughing too much to kill it.

Pamathey Says:

Apr 4, 2009 - ha- that's interesting. Thanks for informing. :) Still a great bit!

bioangel339 Says:

Apr 2, 2009 - Actually that was from an Adam Ant song, I think it was "Prince Charming".

SwitchbladeIntensity Says:

Mar 4, 2009 - Speed: Normal, 2 minutes Cocaine: Really badly designed, shitty web but they're telling all the other spiders it's fucking fantastic Acid: Doing fractiles to Jimi Hendrix, Designs within the web Heroine: Selling thread to other spiders Jupitus Rules

tellymad649 Says:

Feb 28, 2009 - I love the way he says "Bumble Bee" all the time